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Q. What is "Message!!!" about?

A. "Message!!!" is about a young man by the name of Ewan who gets lost in the woods, ends up making a bunch of new friends there, and they have silly adventures together, usually involving iPhones.

Q. What is the format of "Message!!!"?

A. These stories are setup like episodes of a weekly, comedic, animated sitcom as opposed to chapters in a traditional novel.  With the exception of the first couple episodes that introduce the major and supporting characters, the episodes are intended to stand on their own and could happen in any order.

Q. What is the storyline of "Message!!!" building to?

A. It's really not.  :-)  Please see above.  If you're reading waiting for the storyline to go somewhere, you'll be sadly disappointed.  :-)  The storyline doesn't really go anywhere, rather it just jumps from one hilariously silly episode to the next.

Q. You seem a little rough on the female characters in the story; why is that?  Did you just break up from a bad relationship with an overbearing female when you thought of this?

A. lol.  :-)  Nah, I love the ladies. It's just that in sitcoms and commercials nowadays the wives are always portrayed as smart, beautiful, and always right, and the husbands are the biggest incompetent losers on the planet. So I'm cool with that being true, and just decided to take it from the angle where they're tired of being reminded how much they suck. :-)

Truth be told, without his girlfriend around to take care of him Ewan pretty much gets by on dumb luck. :-)